“You see? This is what happens when you have been on Zoom calls for two years — you forget that real life doesn’t have a mute button,” Noah said of the president’s comments about a Fox News reporter.
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Late Night Celebrates One Year of President Biden
“A year ago, Biden pledged to address Covid, the economy, climate change and racial injustice. And good news — after 12 months of tireless effort, we’re all getting three free masks,” Jimmy Fallon said.
Jimmy Kimmel Not Surprised by Trump Fraud Allegations
“The walls appear to be closing in on Trump — big, beautiful walls,” Kimmel said, as new details emerged from an investigation into the ex-president’s family business.
Jimmy Kimmel Recaps Trump’s Latest Rally
“Thousands of people showed up, because there’s nothing to do in Florence, Arizona,” Kimmel said.
Stephen Colbert Wants Hard Time for the Oath Keepers 11
“Finally!” Colbert said. “Up until now, the most serious charge any of these guys has gotten is impersonating a Flintstone.”
Jimmy Kimmel Is High Off Covid’s Cannabis Breakthrough
“All this time we’ve been listening to the C.D.C., we should have been eating CBD,” Kimmel said of research showing that cannabis compounds can prevent Covid-19.
Stephen Colbert Debates Catching Omicron on Purpose
“I mean, all the other late-night hosts are doing it,” Colbert said.
Seth Meyers: ‘Ted Cruz Has a Thing for Self-Humiliation’
“That clip was like watching one of those dumb cable news segments where a reporter willingly gets Tasered just to show everyone how bad it is,” Meyers joked of Cruz’s recent appearance on ‘Tucker Carlson.’
‘Late Night’ Cancels Shows After Seth Meyers Tests Positive for Coronavirus
The NBC host said, “I feel fine,” and that his program would most likely return in a remote format next week.
Late Night Is Happy Twitter Booted Marjorie Taylor Greene
Seth Meyers said that living in a world with the Republican congresswoman’s “insane” screaming was “like trying to have a conversation with a friend on the street next to a jackhammer.”
Best of Late Night TV in 2021
A late-night target throughout his time in office, the former president remained a favorite subject, along with Covid’s ongoing impact and President Biden’s first year in the White House.
Seth Meyers Wants Fox News to Stop Saying ‘Big Meat’
As Fox hosts went after President Biden over rising prices, Meyers found their choice of words a little distracting.
Stephen Colbert Holds the Republican Caucus in Contempt
Colbert noted that the House voted to hold Mark Meadows in criminal contempt, “and the rest of us can just keep holding him in regular contempt.”
Late Night Praises Fox News Hosts for Their Acting Skills
The news that Fox News anchors sent texts on Jan. 6 urging President Trump to speak out against the insurrection while blaming antifa on air was the talk of late night on Tuesday.
Stephen Colbert Comments on the ‘Slides of Sedition’
Colbert couldn’t believe Congress is currently investigating a 38-page PowerPoint document detailing plans to overturn the 2020 election.
Late Night Is Tired of Tucker Carlson’s ‘Foaming’ at the News
The Fox News host joined his network in insisting the company’s burned-down Christmas tree is proof of the war on Christmas.
Trevor Noah Suggests Sending Marjorie Taylor Greene to Beijing
“If you want to get back at China, you have Marjorie Taylor Greene in the stands,” Noah said of the U.S. diplomatic boycott of the Olympics.
Seth Meyers Skewers Subpoenaed Trump Cronies
“It’s also important to remember these people only hang out with each other because there is no one else who will hang out with them,” Meyers said.
Late Night Riffs on Biden’s Order to Release Oil Reserves
“For those who don’t know, the strategic reserve is a series of caverns filled with fossil fuel and strategically located inside Rudy Giuliani’s head,” Colbert joked.
Late Night Celebrates Biden’s 79th Birthday
Jimmy Fallon joked that when the president blew out his candles, “everyone started clapping and the lights went on and off.”
Late Night Takes on the U.S.-Mexico-Canada BBQ, or Summit
“I think it’s nice that we’re friendly with our neighbors again,” Kimmel said of Biden’s meeting with leaders of Canada and Mexico.
Late Night Celebrates the QAnon Shaman’s 41-Month Prison Sentence
“That’s nearly three and a half years, so with good behavior, he could be out in time to storm the Capitol in 2024,” Stephen Colbert joked on Wednesday.
Late Night Shares Juicy Passages From ‘Betrayal’
Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers reported some of the most interesting items from Jonathan Karl’s new book.
Seth Meyers: Steve Bannon Fancies Himself to Be Logan Roy
Meyers said Bannon was more like “a coked-up flunky who would get hired to help cousin Greg shred some documents and accidentally screw it up.”
Stephen Colbert Is Tickled by a Judge’s Takedown of Trump
“I haven’t seen such a brutal attack on an elected official since Jan. 6,” Colbert said on Wednesday night.
Late Night Goes After Ted Cruz for Going After Big Bird
Jimmy Kimmel said conservatives like Ted Cruz have some bizarre beliefs: “The elections are rigged, the deep state runs the world, and Big Bird is working for Merck now.”
Jimmy Kimmel: ‘Aaron Is a Karen’
As Covid sidelined the Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, Kimmel and other hosts scorned him for implying that he’d been vaccinated.
Jimmy Fallon: Biden Can Cut Emissions Just as He Did His Ratings
“I mean, he cut his approval rating in half in three months,” Fallon joked on Tuesday.
Stephen Colbert: Biden Got the Pope’s Blessing
“The pope telling you you’re a good Catholic is like a bear telling you you’re good at pooping in the woods,” Colbert said of President Biden, who visited the Vatican over the weekend.
Late Night Savors What’s Left of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ Plan
Trevor Noah said the excision of family leave meant that “America will remain the only nation in the world where women try to give birth during their lunch break.”
Late Night Is Aghast the G.O.P. Is Allegedly Linked to Jan. 6
“It’s a real ‘Ocean’s 11’ of people who can’t count to 10,” Stephen Colbert said.
Late Night Isn’t Threatened by Trump’s Latest Stunt
This week, Donald Trump said Republicans should not be voting in the 2022 or 2024 elections. “Wow, he’s been out of office so long, he’s forgotten how threats work,” Seth Meyers said.
Seth Meyers Berates Fox News for Its Reporting on Vaccine Mandate
Meyers took Tucker Carlson to task for not “being certain” while reporting falsehoods.
Late Night Shames Moderna for Refusing to Share
“Imagine only making one thing and billions of people want it,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “This must be how the Baha Men felt after recording ‘Who Let the Dogs Out.’”
Seth Meyers Muses on Trump’s Weekend Iowa Rally
The host said that seeing the former president speak was like “watching an open-mic night at the senior center.”
Late Night Dives Into a New Senate Report on Trump
“So far, I’ve only read the title page, and it seems to be about how the former president and his allies pressured D.O.J. to overturn the 2020 election,” Stephen Colbert said on Thursday.
Seth Meyers Breaks Down Facebook’s Very Bad Week
“It’s the kind of week you normally post about on Facebook,” Meyers said on Wednesday night.
Stephen Colbert Spoils Stephanie Grisham’s Tell-All Tidbits
Colbert joked that the former White House press secretary had titled her Trump tell-all “I Just Recently Grew a Spine.”
Late Night Recaps This Year’s Congressional Baseball Game
“It was just baseball, no politics, until the Republican catcher went nuts about having to wear a mask,” Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday night.
Stephen Colbert Channels Willy Wonka to Explain Congress
The “Late Show” host broke into song to tell viewers about budget reconciliation and other works of “legislative wonder.”
Late Night Hits Trump With Colonoscopy Jokes
A new book by a former White House press secretary said that the former president feared late night hosts would poke fun at him if he went under for the medical procedure.
Stephen Colbert Projects Joe Biden Is Still President
The “Late Show” host celebrated the results of an Arizona audit that confirmed Trump’s 2020 loss.
Seth Meyers Scorns Trump for Suing His Own Niece
“Fortunately, his lawyer has experience suing family members, since Rudy sued his cousin for divorce,” Meyers said.
Late Night Shares the Stage With Climate Change
Seven hosts dedicated their Wednesday shows to raising awareness about the urgent need to slow global warming.
Late Night (and BTS) Goes to the U.N. General Assembly
Trevor Noah referred to the U.N. event as “the annual gathering that honestly could just be a Zoom.”
Seth Meyers Does His Best Tucker Carlson Impersonation
Meyers mimicked the Fox News host on Monday night, saying Carlson could have a career in improv.
Jimmy Kimmel Makes an Intriguing Offer to Logan Paul
The YouTube personality called Kimmel out for referring to him as one of the worst people in the world — alongside Donald Trump.
Late Night Takes Lots of Jabs at Nicki Minaj
The rapper’s tweets about her cousin’s friend, who she said had swollen testicles after taking the Covid vaccine, set off a flood of commentary.
Late-Night Shows Are Teaming Up to Tackle Climate Change
Seven of TV’s most popular late-night programs and hosts, including Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon and Samantha Bee, plan to address the subject on the night of Sept. 22.
Late Night Remembers Norm Macdonald
Seth Meyers, James Corden and Jimmy Fallon paid tribute to the stand-up comic and former “Saturday Night Live” cast member on Tuesday.