Late Night Riffs on Republicans’ Flip-Flop Over Supreme Court Seat

Some senators who wouldn’t consider Barack Obama’s nominee in 2016 are happy to vote on President Trump’s. “Hypocrisy only matters if you have shame,” Seth Meyers explained.

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Seth Meyers Defends Blue States Against ‘President Caligula’

After President Trump seemed to blame liberal states for the Covid-19 death toll, Meyers said he’d done a great job “if you just take out all the people that died.”

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Stephen Colbert Can’t Believe There Are Undecided Voters

“I assume the night started with each of them being roused from a coma,” Colbert said of the uncommitted audience at President Trump’s Philadelphia town hall.

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Trump Gets ‘Fox & Friend-Zoned’

“Wow, Steve Doocy just told the president of the United States, ‘Don’t call us, we’ll call you,’” Trevor Noah joked after President Trump announced on-air he’d call into “Fox & Friends” every week and the co-host suggested otherwise.

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Late Night Fears ‘Trump Fever’ After His Indoor Rally in Nevada

“It looks like the next long-term residency in Las Vegas will be the coronavirus,” Jimmy Fallon said on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”

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Stephen Colbert Refuses to Watch Night 3 of the R.N.C.

“Why should we watch their reality show if it doesn’t reflect our reality?” the “Late Show” host asked on Wednesday. “Why subject ourselves to their lies that stick to your soul like hot tar?”

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Trevor Noah Thinks the G.O.P. Needs a Different Sales Pitch

Despite the Republicans’ best efforts, it’s “hard to scare people about the damage Joe Biden could do after the damage Donald Trump has already done,” Noah said.

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Stephen Colbert Says Republicans Have Gone Full Cult for Trump

“Welcome to the convention, everybody,” Colbert said on Monday in an imitation of the president. “Take off your masks and put on your matching Nikes and your MAGA hats. Then drink up our bleach-flavored Kool-Aid.”

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Late Night Wonders How Trump Is Reacting to the D.N.C. Speeches

“Trump’s entire list of enemies” addressed the convention on Wednesday, said Jimmy Fallon. “The White House must have restrained him tonight like he was Hannibal Lecter.”

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Trevor Noah Praises Michelle Obama’s ‘Ice-Cold’ Trump Takedown

The former first lady’s speech at the Democratic National Convention made quite an impression on Noah and the other hosts.

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Stephen Colbert Goes Live After the Democrats Go Virtual

“I have to say, watching the first night of the convention was very inspiring,” Colbert said. “It gave me hope because it brought me back to where I was four years ago: in a room with other people.”

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Jimmy Fallon Thinks Trump Might Have a Problem With Women

“At this point, our best shot at Trump attacking Covid is someone telling him the virus ovulates,” Fallon said after the president called Kamala Harris a “mad woman.”

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Trevor Noah Can’t Tell Whether Trump Is Attacking or Defending Biden

After the president called Kamala Harris “horrible” because of her treatment of Joe Biden at a debate, Trevor Noah said, “I thought this election would be Trump versus Joe Biden.”

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Late Night Doesn’t Trust Trump With the Nation’s Mail

The president said mail-in voting could put the election results in doubt. Seth Meyers joked that he sounded like “a loan shark saying, ‘I’d hate to see your thumbs get broken.’”

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Trevor Noah Agrees With Putting Trump on Mount Rushmore

Noah said he’d be happy to see the president not just carved on Mount Rushmore, but also sent there himself. “No phone, no internet, problem solved,” he joked on Monday night’s “Daily Show.”

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Late Night Isn’t Impressed with Trump’s Cognitive Dissonance

“It was impressive until they asked Trump what he ate for lunch that day and he said, ‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV,’” Jimmy Fallon joked after the president once again bragged about his cognitive test results.

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Stephen Colbert Thinks Trump’s ‘Virus-Side Chat’ Came a Bit Late

The president told Americans that things would get worse and urged them to wear masks. The “Late Show” host said that might have been helpful a few months ago.

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Late Night on Trump’s Virus Briefings: ‘The Reboot Nobody Asked For’

This time, the briefings will be short, one official said. Stephen Colbert thinks that’s unlikely, “unless they fit the president with one of those doggy shock collars.”

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Late Night Thinks the Trumps Are Full of Beans

Ivanka Trump posed with a can of Goya beans after the company’s president praised her father. “Sadly, after Ivanka tweeted in Spanish, Trump immediately had her deported,” said Jimmy Fallon.

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Republicans Won’t Do Much Convening in Florida, Colbert Thinks

“The only way it would be more infectious is if the dinner was an all-you-can-bob lasagna buffet,” Stephen Colbert said of the party’s upcoming convention in Jacksonville.

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Jimmy Fallon Predicts Trump Will Say He Was the First to Wear a Mask

After the president finally wore a face mask in public, the “Tonight Show” host called it “a really smart move — if today were March 13th.”

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Late Night Can’t Believe Florida’s Mask Truthers

“Unfortunately, putting a piece of cloth on your face has become a culture war, thanks almost entirely to our president,” Stephen Colbert said on Thursday night.

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Late Night Celebrates Joe Biden’s ‘Joe-mentum’

The Democratic presidential contender leads President Trump in a new poll, but Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers suggested that the former vice president stay in his basement to help ensure a win.

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Jazz Is Built for Protests. Jon Batiste Is Taking It to the Streets.

The pianist and “Late Show” bandleader has been bringing musical wake-up calls to events across New York.

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Trump Visited the Border Wall to Cheer Himself Up, Jimmy Fallon Says

“Yep, Trump visited the wall today, because in time of crisis, it’s important to be with your loved ones,” Fallon joked on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”

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Late Night Stares Into the Abyss of Trump’s Mostly Empty Rally

“Nothing is more humiliating than when you throw a party and most of the guests don’t show up,” Trevor Noah said on Monday’s “Daily Social Distancing Show.”

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Late Night Reluctantly Joins the John Bolton Book Club

In his memoir, Bolton claims that Trump asked if Finland was part of Russia. Stephen Colbert said that “under President Trump, it feels like we’re kind of part of Russia.”

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Late Night Waits for Trump to Finish Descending the Ramp

“Whoa, is that President Trump or The Flash? Slow down, Usain Bolt,” Seth Meyers joked of the president’s defensive tweet about his descent from a stage at West Point.

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Jimmy Fallon Asks Trump to Reconsider His ‘Cough-a-palooza’ Rally

The president will campaign in Tulsa, site of a racist massacre, on Juneteenth, a day that honors the end of slavery. “Couldn’t you just not do that?” Fallon asked.

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Georgia ‘Tests Negative for Voting,’ Stephen Colbert Says

“The Late Show” host blamed Gov. Brian Kemp of Georgia for the state’s botched primary election on Tuesday.

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Late Night Knocks Down Trump’s Tweet About Buffalo Protester

“I feel like Trump is the kind of person who watched the movie ‘Up,’ and he thinks it’s a story about an elderly terrorist who hijacks a balloon house,” Trevor Noah said on Tuesday.

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Seth Meyers Mocks Trump’s ‘Mad’ Mattis Tweets

Meyers fact-checked Trump’s claim to have christened the former defense secretary “Mad Dog”: “We know you didn’t come up with it because it’s a cool nickname.”

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Late Night Asks Why the Orange Chicken Crossed the Road

President Trump continued to get mocked for his photo op at St. John’s Episcopal Church after protests were forcibly broken up nearby.

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Late Night Doesn’t Feel Much Like Laughing

On Monday night, hosts talked about the protests, police brutality and racism. Jimmy Fallon started by addressing the fact that he’d worn blackface on “Saturday Night Live.”

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Seth Meyers Likens Trump to a Bad Houseguest

Meyers said wearing a mask was the polite thing to do, like removing your shoes when asked: “You don’t make a big show of leaving them on and tracking mud everywhere.”

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Trevor Noah: Trump Will Get Crazier the Closer He Gets to Election Day

“I guess in Trump’s mind, voting should be like your wife smiling at you: once a year, in public, and never at home,” Noah said after Trump condemned states he alleged allowed voting by mail.

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Jimmy Kimmel Calls Trump a ‘Hydroxymoron’

After President Trump told the press he was taking hydroxychloroquine, Kimmel looked up the side effects and decided it must be true.

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Late Night: Who Could Obama Possibly Have Been Talking About?

As Trevor Noah noticed, Barack Obama didn’t mention any names when he criticized the coronavirus response, but supporters of President Trump took offense anyway.

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Jimmy Kimmel Finds a Silver Lining in Whistle-Blower’s Testimony

Dr. Rick Bright said America could be facing its “darkest winter.” “The good news is, it sounds like he’s saying we might make it to winter,” said Kimmel.

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Trump’s Low Approval Ratings Don’t Surprise Seth Meyers

Meyers joked that a majority of Americans somehow couldn’t bring themselves to trust a guy who believes Covid-19 “could be cured by eating Lysol wipes out of a salad bowl with a fork and a knife.”

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Fauci Doesn’t Want to Bring America Off the Bench, Trevor Noah Says

The “Daily Show” host likened reopening the country too soon to an athlete coming back early from an injury: “Now you’re just a gym teacher telling fifth-graders about how you could have gone pro.”

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Late Night: Coronavirus Is Calling From Inside the White House

Trump is so upset about an aide testing positive for the virus that “he sent her an irritable arrangement,” Stephen Colbert joked Monday.

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Trump’s M.O. Is ‘The Less You Know,’ Says Stephen Colbert

The “Late Show” host thinks he knows why the White House objected to proposed guidelines for reopening the country: because the president loves buffets.

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Trump Believes He’s Invincible, Trevor Noah Says

Not only is the president continuing to forgo masks, Noah said, but Trump also did something “he is usually too afraid to do — an interview with someone who doesn’t work at Fox News.”

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Late Night Laughs Off Trump’s Saying Hosts Have Zero Talent

“It’s nice to know that Trump is staying laser-focused on the ball during a crisis,” Colbert joked after the president referred to him as talentless and unfunny in a new interview.

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Late Night Isn’t Buying Pence’s Reason for Not Wearing a Mask

The vice president said he wanted to look Mayo Clinic workers in the eye. More than one host noted that surgical masks cover the mouth.

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Late Night Takes Mike Pence to Task for Not Wearing a Face Mask

“Oh my God. You are the head of the coronavirus task force. And you’re in the hospital, and you’re the only one without a mask,” Stephen Colbert said of Mr. Pence’s visit to the Mayo Clinic.

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Trevor Noah Doesn’t Think Trump Knows What Bleach Is

The “Daily Show” host says the reason the president doesn’t understand disinfectants is that he’s never personally cleaned anything.

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Late Night Feels for Doctors Working Under Trump

“Their only option is to play dumb and hope Trump gets distracted by a Filet-O-Fish or something,” Jimmy Kimmel joked Thursday night.

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Tree-Planting Trump Is an Expert at Digging Holes, Colbert Says

“Two things Donald Trump has definitely always loved: manual labor and the thing where fruit comes from,” Stephen Colbert said of Trump’s Earth Day ceremony.

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