Noah said anti-vaxxers gathering to hear from Kennedy might have found him leaning too liberal for believing in the Holocaust.
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Jimmy Kimmel Not Surprised by Trump Fraud Allegations
“The walls appear to be closing in on Trump — big, beautiful walls,” Kimmel said, as new details emerged from an investigation into the ex-president’s family business.
Trevor Noah Doesn’t Trust the At-Home Covid Tests
“We’re just going to test ourselves for antigens? Is that before or after we mess up the directions on an Easy Mac?” Noah said.
Best of Late Night TV in 2021
A late-night target throughout his time in office, the former president remained a favorite subject, along with Covid’s ongoing impact and President Biden’s first year in the White House.
Seth Meyers Wants Fox News to Stop Saying ‘Big Meat’
As Fox hosts went after President Biden over rising prices, Meyers found their choice of words a little distracting.
Late Night Praises Fox News Hosts for Their Acting Skills
The news that Fox News anchors sent texts on Jan. 6 urging President Trump to speak out against the insurrection while blaming antifa on air was the talk of late night on Tuesday.
Late Night Is Tired of Tucker Carlson’s ‘Foaming’ at the News
The Fox News host joined his network in insisting the company’s burned-down Christmas tree is proof of the war on Christmas.
Late Night Has Some Ideas on Who Set the Fox Christmas Tree Ablaze
“The fire is believed to have started after Fox News’ pants caught on fire,” Jimmy Kimmel said.
Late Night: Putin and Biden’s Call Could Have Been an Email
The two-hour video call was a hot topic on late night Tuesday.
Trevor Noah Suggests Sending Marjorie Taylor Greene to Beijing
“If you want to get back at China, you have Marjorie Taylor Greene in the stands,” Noah said of the U.S. diplomatic boycott of the Olympics.
Trevor Noah Says Omicron Might Not Be So Bad
Noah said that new strains are like streaming new TV shows: “You gotta stick with it the first couple of weeks and see where it goes.”
Jimmy Kimmel: Trump’s Covid Test Is the Only Positive Thing He’s Done
Late-night hosts weighed in on Donald Trump’s initial results just three days before his debate with Joe Biden.
Late Night Doesn’t Feel Great About Omicron
Moderna’s chief executive said scientists anticipate Omicron is “not going to be good.” Stephen Colbert called the sentiment “not comforting.”
Trevor Noah: ‘Covid Turned the Planet Into a Frat House’
The latest Covid variant, Omicron, follows Alpha, Lambda and Delta in the Greek alphabet.
Late Night Shares Juicy Passages From ‘Betrayal’
Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers reported some of the most interesting items from Jonathan Karl’s new book.
Seth Meyers: Steve Bannon Fancies Himself to Be Logan Roy
Meyers said Bannon was more like “a coked-up flunky who would get hired to help cousin Greg shred some documents and accidentally screw it up.”
Stephen Colbert Is Tickled by a Judge’s Takedown of Trump
“I haven’t seen such a brutal attack on an elected official since Jan. 6,” Colbert said on Wednesday night.
Late Night Goes After Ted Cruz for Going After Big Bird
Jimmy Kimmel said conservatives like Ted Cruz have some bizarre beliefs: “The elections are rigged, the deep state runs the world, and Big Bird is working for Merck now.”
Late Night Recaps Democrats’ Stinging Election Results
Stephen Colbert said Democrats are used to being disappointed: “That’s why they’re changing their logo from the donkey to Eeyore.”
Jimmy Fallon: Biden Can Cut Emissions Just as He Did His Ratings
“I mean, he cut his approval rating in half in three months,” Fallon joked on Tuesday.
Stephen Colbert: Biden Got the Pope’s Blessing
“The pope telling you you’re a good Catholic is like a bear telling you you’re good at pooping in the woods,” Colbert said of President Biden, who visited the Vatican over the weekend.
Late Night Savors What’s Left of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ Plan
Trevor Noah said the excision of family leave meant that “America will remain the only nation in the world where women try to give birth during their lunch break.”
Jimmy Kimmel Misses the Old Facebook
Kimmel reminisced about the days when the social media app was “just a safe place to lose your house in a pyramid scheme.”
Late Night Is Aghast the G.O.P. Is Allegedly Linked to Jan. 6
“It’s a real ‘Ocean’s 11’ of people who can’t count to 10,” Stephen Colbert said.
Trevor Noah Predicts Trump Will Post Dares on Truth Social
Noah did an impression of Trump posting on his new social media site: “OK, I shared my truth, now I dare you to hang Mike Pence.”
Late Night Suggests a Few New Names for Facebook
Stephen Colbert proposed names like “Aunt Brenda’s Three-Paragraph Rant-a-torium” or “Best Fun Times America Website.”
Trevor Noah Talks ‘Striketober’
“The Daily Show” host joked that jobs are “how Americans prove that they deserve health care.”
Stephen Colbert Can’t Take Christopher Steele’s Purported Tape
“I’m warning you, Steele. If this turns out to be a false report again, ‘urine’ trouble,’” Colbert said.
Late Night Isn’t Threatened by Trump’s Latest Stunt
This week, Donald Trump said Republicans should not be voting in the 2022 or 2024 elections. “Wow, he’s been out of office so long, he’s forgotten how threats work,” Seth Meyers said.
Seth Meyers Berates Fox News for Its Reporting on Vaccine Mandate
Meyers took Tucker Carlson to task for not “being certain” while reporting falsehoods.
Late Night Shames Moderna for Refusing to Share
“Imagine only making one thing and billions of people want it,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “This must be how the Baha Men felt after recording ‘Who Let the Dogs Out.’”
Seth Meyers Breaks Down Facebook’s Very Bad Week
“It’s the kind of week you normally post about on Facebook,” Meyers said on Wednesday night.
Late Night Recaps This Year’s Congressional Baseball Game
“It was just baseball, no politics, until the Republican catcher went nuts about having to wear a mask,” Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday night.
Seth Meyers Scorns Trump for Suing His Own Niece
“Fortunately, his lawyer has experience suing family members, since Rudy sued his cousin for divorce,” Meyers said.
Late Night Shares the Stage With Climate Change
Seven hosts dedicated their Wednesday shows to raising awareness about the urgent need to slow global warming.
Late Night (and BTS) Goes to the U.N. General Assembly
Trevor Noah referred to the U.N. event as “the annual gathering that honestly could just be a Zoom.”
Seth Meyers Does His Best Tucker Carlson Impersonation
Meyers mimicked the Fox News host on Monday night, saying Carlson could have a career in improv.
Jimmy Kimmel Makes an Intriguing Offer to Logan Paul
The YouTube personality called Kimmel out for referring to him as one of the worst people in the world — alongside Donald Trump.
Late Night Remembers Norm Macdonald
Seth Meyers, James Corden and Jimmy Fallon paid tribute to the stand-up comic and former “Saturday Night Live” cast member on Tuesday.
Rudy Giuliani’s Rowdy 9/11 Speech Leaves Late-Night Hosts Reeling
‘I’m not saying Rudy was drunk, but that’s usually when guys from Brooklyn start to imitate the queen of England,’ Seth Meyers said.
Stephen Colbert Celebrates America’s New Holiday, Juneteenth
June 19 is “also known as Macklemore’s birthday, but haven’t Black Americans suffered enough?” Colbert joked on Thursday night.
Trevor Noah on Cancel Culture and Trump
Jane and the host of ‘The Daily Show’ sit down to discuss the death of nuance, cancel culture and talking to people you disagree with.
Late Night Sums Up the Biden and Putin Summit
“I had a feeling those two weren’t going to make it to the hometown date,” Jimmy Kimmel joked after the leaders cut their meeting short.
Trevor Noah: Marjorie Taylor Greene Has a Lot to Learn
Late-night hosts were unimpressed with the Georgia congresswoman’s apology for comparing pandemic restrictions to the Holocaust.
Seth Meyers Sums Up Biden’s Time at G7
“Biden’s message at these meetings has been simple: America is back. You know, like the McRib, America’s back for a limited time only, offer not valid in Florida,” Meyers joked.
Trevor Noah Thanks Anti-Vaxxers on Behalf of Other Countries
“Seems generous until you remember that Biden can’t get anyone else in America to take them, right?” Noah said of the president’s plan to donate 500 million Covid-19 vaccine doses to 100 countries.
Stephen Colbert Thinks President Biden Can Win Europe Back
“Come on, Europe, you can’t judge us. You had fascists; we had fascists. You have rulers that marry their cousins; we have Rudy, who married his cousin,” Colbert joked.
Late Night Is Tickled by Trump’s Pants
“You know, usually if you got this close to Trump’s crotch, he’d pay you $130,000,” Jimmy Kimmel joked of rumors that the former president had worn his pants backward.
Trevor Noah Wonders if America Is Ready for a Giuliani Dynasty
Rudy Giuliani’s son, Andrew, announced his candidacy for governor of New York on Tuesday. The “Daily Show” host is surprised that he wants the job.
Trevor Noah Can’t Believe Biden Has a Venmo Account
“Joe Biden has a Venmo account? How? The dude is, like, 150 years old,” Noah joked, saying he assumed Biden “paid for everything with silver dollars.”